notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via s3werpiz2a)

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here
phuckindope:

Facts !!

"Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into."

- (via phuckindope)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via openmindnlaugh93)

moth-suicides:

newyrye: Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

sairentoxhiru:

milliondollarnigga:

jesus

role model

(Source: chriskreider, via openmindnlaugh93)